5 Things That Big Breasted Women Should Leave to the Tiny Titty Committee

Although I’ve had plenty of body parts to be insecure about at one time or another, thankfully my cup size has never been one of them.  I am the proud owner of a set of high-B/borderline C cups. What comedian was it that said more than a mouthful is too much?  Well it’s safe to say none of my boyfriends ever went hungry, but what female at one point or another hasn’t looked at Nicki Minaj’s plastic but damn near perfect rack and questioned their womanhood (and their sexuality)?

It’s no secret that our society has been under the spell of big breastuses for decades now.  Our standards of beauty have probably been super warped, but the truth is having big breastuses has its advantages.  When you’re on the itty bitty titty committee “Titty fucking” is pretty pointless and leaves the twins all sore from being pushed together, all your bras come with an extra foam breast just to get some cleavage, and how many times have I gotten free cookies at Qdoba thanks to my co-worker and her girls and the creepy old guy who always fucks up what beans I want from being “distracted”.

Still there are some things I feel that just work better on a smaller scale.  Here are just a few things that are best left to B-cups and below:

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