Murphy’s Law For Babies: Because Despite Your Best Effort, You Won’t Be Prepared

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1. You might want to put those Pandora charms away.

Babies are like Gollum from Lord of the Rings. They don’t have a lot of hair, walk around kind of clumsily and like bright, shiny things. Leave the big hoop earrings and “Jesus” pieces for club night, unless you however like the feeling of almost losing an earlobe.

This applies to glasses too. If contacts are not your thing and you don’t want to make the mistake of putting a bib on your Bulldog because you can’t see, you might want to master the neck roll so you can dodge baby’s sticky fingers.

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One thought on “Murphy’s Law For Babies: Because Despite Your Best Effort, You Won’t Be Prepared

  1. T says:

    I love this! My boys definitely were busier than my daughter was. It was like they were programmed to touch and do all things dangerous.

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