Murphy’s Law For Babies: Because Despite Your Best Effort, You Won’t Be Prepared

baby-on-smartphone

3. They will want anything you tell them they can’t have.

I’ve been making it rain on The Walton family routinely getting my rollback on in Walmart for my daughter in the toy aisle. But with all the fancy play mats, walkers and swings in the world, she just HAS to have the Dish network remote. It’s to the point that if she gets it, she screams in excitement like it’s a hidden warp zone in Super Mario Brothers. And it’s not like she’s got some Little Einstein’s plot twists she needs to DVR, she just wants to chew on it. But I don’t understand how it feels any different from my cell phone or the tube of diaper cream that already have teeth marks in them.

Advertisements

One thought on “Murphy’s Law For Babies: Because Despite Your Best Effort, You Won’t Be Prepared

  1. T says:

    I love this! My boys definitely were busier than my daughter was. It was like they were programmed to touch and do all things dangerous.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s