Murphy’s Law For Babies: Because Despite Your Best Effort, You Won’t Be Prepared

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6.  They will repeat the one thing you ask them not to.

Hold your tongue before you refer to your sister-in-law as “Manager On Duty of Basic Bitch Headquarters”, because in no time your toddler will be asking auntie, “What do basic bitches do all day? Mommy said you get to lead a whole team of them!” If you need to vent, make a meme, or come at people indirectly on Facebook like the rest of us. Just don’t do go talking trash around Junior or before you know it, he’ll be showing-and-telling your personal business to the whole world.

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One thought on “Murphy’s Law For Babies: Because Despite Your Best Effort, You Won’t Be Prepared

  1. T says:

    I love this! My boys definitely were busier than my daughter was. It was like they were programmed to touch and do all things dangerous.

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