14 Things That Grown Ass Women Don’t Do

1. Engage in Facebook beef.

Every time a friend tells me a story that starts with, “This girl was talking shit on Facebook,” the “Grow-The-Fuck-Up” alert goes off in my head.  I can’t believe we live in a day and age where people are getting their feelings hurt via wi-fi.   When you argue with fools, your followers can’t tell who is who.  After you hit 21, you are too old to be getting turnt up over statuses and retweets.  The government shutdown this week, you should probably be way angrier at John Boehner than you ever would be at Tanisha who liked all 37 of your boo’s Instagram pics.

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